1) LeBron? No I don't think I know him. Doesn't have a ring to it.
2) I heard that LeBron James wanted to be in The Green Lantern, but the director wanted someone with experience wearing a ring.
3) Why couldn't LeBron have a shot with Beyonce? Because he couldn't put a ring on it.
4) What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.
Miami Heat Jokes:
1) What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system.
2) What is the difference between a Miami Heat player and a baby? A baby eventually stops crying.
3) Why do Miami Heat fans wear white to home games? To provide extra handkerchiefs to players.
4) What do you call an Miami Heat player with a championship ring? A thief.